Christina Aguilera’s new spot for rock the vote. She’s holding her baby Max, whom she told Larry King, has inspired her to be more politically active and care more. She wants your babies to vote too.
She also wants her agent to find more projects where she can make money without dry humping a boxing ring in assless chaps, but that ain’t gonna happen my friend. She’s probably the best voice in pop music but her success isn’t proportional to her talent; she’s hung up on the face cake and whoredom. I know she grew up in a family where there was physical violence but haven’t we all? If you haven’t ducked a TV going through a plate glass window or been choked out a little, you haven’t lived!
I hope for that baby’s sake she’s getting counseling that’s all I’m screamin’. I know better than to have a baby to get unconditional love I’ve always wanted—there’s booze for that! Someone needs more than an easily manipulated husband and a hug…. Okay, it’s me…
DADDY WHY!?!
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1 it's christa, b*tch // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:58 am
what’s up with the cheeseball “swaddle the baby in the american flag” move? I could deal with the patriotic song and blatant whoring out of her baby, but that flag is TOO much. She should’ve tossed the baby off stage and ripped her clothes off, revealing a spangly little red white and blue number and REALLY belted out the last few lines of the song. That would be authentic Xtina. (hmm, i may be a little grumpy this am)
2 msmolly // Jul 12, 2008 at 7:29 am
Now, I’m as much a patriot as the next girl (and that doesn’t mean I wear a stupid flag pin, McCain!), but I am in another grouch mood, so I’ll use that as fodder for this. Ahem, several rules about the use of the American Flag: “The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything. The flag should not be used as part of a costume or athletic uniform… The flag should never be used for any advertising purpose. The flag should not be used as a drapery…”. End of story.
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