Is this the goddamned Olympic trials? Is Fergie a gymnast? Am I in Beijing?
I’m pretty sure Fergie was on the Today Show singing a shitty version of Heart’s Barracuda. However, it was quite confusing. What threw me off is her acting like slutty retard writhing around on the outdoor stage in front of cheering grandmas and kids. She’s pulling “The Madonna” and it’s very annoying: acting like an oversexed spaz-o in order to distract from the fact she sucks.
Somebody needs to throw some kitty litter on those oil slick leggings. I had fingers crossed her greazy ass would slide off the stage. Too bad… I think all that meth she did oxidized her vocal chords; she should never, never cover Heart again. Blasphemer!
SILLY, SILLY FOOL
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1 Daddy // May 22, 2008 at 10:25 am
True story: One Friday, over a year ago, I was crossing LaSalle Ave in Chicago, heading to the door of my office building when the fucking Black Eyed Peas tour bus pulled up to the light. They had a concert in Chicago that night, so I found out later. I was hungover, as always, perhaps even a little drunk still.
I did what any God-fearing American would do. I held two hands up high, Nixonian, middle fingers raised yelling, “fuck you! fuck you! you’re generic! stop! stop! stop!”
The driver and a few others flipped back. It was glorious– it was a quiet time of day, so there was little else going on for LaSalle avenue and Hubbard. It felt like victory…
2 TSH // May 23, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Maybe the performance would have been better if someone would have brown bagged the bitch!! She fugry.
3 schmallison // May 25, 2008 at 11:38 am
Love the performance when Fergie pelvic thrusts and grinds on the floor in front of a bunch of Today-Show mommies and toddlers. Look for her new children’s video series entitled “Start ‘em Young!”
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