I don’t wear panties under my moo moo. However, I don’t wear my moo moo on national TV. Jessica Simpson was on Good Morning America performing her shitteous song Come On Over in a moo moo with either no panties, or a severely wedged thong. It’s kinda funny she gets shit about her low cut dress on The Grand Ole Opry, tried to recover with this flower tent and ends up offending grandmas and kids anyway.
This just goes to show, kids, that if all you got going for you is a pretty face and big tits you can’t care what conservative people think. If you look like whore, walk like a whore, have the IQ of a whore—you’re better off just trying to be the best damn whore there is…She could learn a few lessons from that delightful Shauna Sand.
SELL THEM TITTAYS!
P.S. I hope Jess is pregnant; it looks like it. I’m not being mean, I’m being serious. I’ll wait and see…
4 responses so far ↓
1 hotcakesandflapjacks // Sep 15, 2008 at 1:51 pm
princess don’t lie, you wanted a reason to feature the celestially bee-yoo-tee-full former Mrs. Lamas on here.
seriously tho, why u think chesticles is preggers?
2 daprincess // Sep 15, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Well mainly because I’ve seen her wear a lot of “cover the tummy” dresses lately. Maybe she’s trying to generate the gossip mill for attention like Paris did a little while ago. OR maybe she’s seen how well tit’s gone for Ashley & she’s doing it too. Also, her and Tony had a scare a while back that made his parents shit a brick so I’m guessing she’s not on the pill.
Providing of course, any of this gossip and hearsay is true (it’s not)…In my world: I’m turning another year older, frustrated with work and drained of energy due to health issues: IT’S ALL TRUE IF IT KEEPS ME FROM FOCUSING ON MYSELF!!! If I’m miserable I prefer to wallow in shiny celebrities real or perceived miseries. It’s good for the black hole where my soul once was.
3 msmolly // Sep 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Heehee, her ass looks bumpy like mini-bubble wrap! Silly whore!
4 schmallison // Sep 16, 2008 at 5:50 pm
No paparazzi! BAD! You take pics of Jessica’s bebops!! Now, go try again!
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