OK! Magazine is reporting that Tony Romo tried to break up with Jessica Simpson and go back to “being friends” but they went on a hunting vacation instead.
Listen, I’ve dated some athletes in my day and I’ll tell you—there’s more ass chasin’ those boys than you could possibly fathom. Question: if you could fuck any night you wanted (hot ass, not skanky, last-call ass) would you fuck Jessica more than a few times? I think not.
Sure, the novelty of pop star ass would be good for a go-round once or twice but unless you’re some Christian boy lookin’ to settle down, you’re not putting up with Daddy’s “I wanna love you forever” girl. Whore doesn’t have much going for her but barslut shoe sales; that dude is makin’ big bucks and it’s his job to have a perfect body. You do the math.
I bet more on her and Mayer. I can only imagine how their breakup phone call went before he gave up and said “fine, let’s go huntin’, leave your daddie at home.” I think it was something like this but with less complex sentences:
And just to torture you with…
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