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December 17th, 2007 · No Comments

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When Jessica wants a photo op to watch her new boyfriend play football, she has two options for a companion: Ken Paves (you know that pretty bitch doesn’t do football) or Dad.  She gets other guys to do stuff with her but, uh, they get to fuck her—so you see her dilemma.  Poor Jessica, if only she had a brain…Talent…Beauty…Independence…Stable weight…Real hair…Real lips…A good singing voice…A well balanced sibling…A husband…Well, you get the point.

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