Here’s Mariah Carey doing what she does best: being surrounded by bouncers, accepting some award for music that stopped sounding good in the mid-90s and showing off her funbags. Don’t argue with me, that’s really all she does and you know it.
There’s so many amazing artists out there who aren’t getting mainstream attention it’s really a travesty. Mariah Carey is a perfect example of how the recording industry pummels you with shit music; yet another reason I pity anyone without internet. Her whole butterfly thing is a joke—out of the chrysalis comes revamped 90s music, bronzer and tits. Beautiful and uplifting… *gag*
Editors note: Yesh, I’m being Miss Negative today. I spent a weekend of vacation time being an emotional punching bag for my mutha (only person who gets that carte fyi). I had a vision of love— it was using Mariah’s funbags for Tae Bo to work out my frustration. However, since this is not possible I will remain pissy and celebs will suffer.
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