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Now THIS Is Funny

May 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Disney called, they saw the proof, they asked if you could spread your legs farther apart

You know?  I’ve abstained from weighing in on this Miley Cyrus bullshit of a “controversy” because I don’t give a shit about teeny bopper Disney type things.  My friend asked me what I thought about it and why I hadn’t posted on it and I told her that very thing, adding of course “I think my readers are more likely to be the typa pedophiles that wish she was more nekked than ones that care she had a naked back or showed part of her bra in a picture.”

Sad?  Yes.  True?  Probably.  I’m a scumbag and I’m going to hell.  Guess what?  I’m over it.  But this milk ad!?  Come on meow!  Thank god they photoshopped out the pokies or this would over the top.  *shaking head in disgust*  Who they got doing PR for this lil’ girl?  Josef F?

Kids are fucking at younger and younger ages.  It happens, who knows why.  *buggy eyes*  The problem here is: her parents know she’s a horny little wench, they need to keep her on lock down and they aren’t doing it.  They should only buy her sweaters and snow boots and scarves—lots and lots of scarves—and some thickass stockings!

Tags: miley cyrus · the line has been crossed

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  • 1 teddy good times // May 16, 2008 at 8:05 am

    thats not where you put a pearl necklace

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