I was alternating drunk and hung-over this weekend so I didn’t post this. I’d ask for your forgiveness but I know you’re paying NO attention to what I’m writing; in fact, I wouldn’t either. I wasn’t really drinking this weekend, I was getting off to this picture for about 8-10 hours on Saturday, re-cooping and starting over on Sunday. By Sunday night there were no batteries within a 10 mile radius of my house. You should’ve seen the looks I got at Sam’s Club. I just hope they thought it was for meth and not, well, you know.
In case you are reading this it’s David Beckham in the new Giorgio Armani underwear campaign. I don’t care if he sounds like Minnie Mouse, I’d grab ‘em by the mouse ears and drain that capybara of all bodily fluids. The man is pretty, oh-so-pretty.
*shivers*
Note: in case you were thinking “well, he must have a small dick if he’s that pretty” go here.
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1 schmallison // Dec 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm
It’s another Festivus miracle!
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