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Wreck The Cradle… Of My Underpants!

May 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Legal. As long as it’s consensual. Dat’s-a kid! You can have your cake and eat it too!

I about came pissed spit out my wine when I saw these pictures of Anna Kournikova at a Chanel shindig. It reminded me exactly of Billy Idol’s video for Rock the Cradle of Love. That shit was the bomb when I was 10; I watched it over and over and then went and did “my secret rub” in the dark, under all the blankets. I didn’t know why I was hiding under the blankets, it was naughty!

And it stilllll is…Awwww…

Tags: anna kournikova · billy idol · mtv · music · vaginas

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  • 1 Daddy // May 22, 2008 at 10:30 am

    True Story: when I was growing up outside of Detroit, Michigan, Red Wings hockey star Sergey Federov lived about a mile from my house. I drove past his subdivision every day for years on my way to school, friends, etc.

    What’s interesting is that then ripe sixteen-year-old Anna Kournikova was dating Federov, and spent weeks on end in that home.

    Point being- I was one set of binoculars and a restraint order away from seeing some hot Kournikova titty action for myself.

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