Anyone who takes their fashion cues from Hillary Duff is a fool and no patriot! I understand people’s need to dress down when running errands in the real world but Nicole Richie is no person and L.A. is nowhere close to reality. Who the fuck told these trampies that cut-offs and moccasins was an okay fashion choice?
Has it been two years since Anna Nicole Smith’s death already? Is this some sort of commemorative white trash ensemble? Is Nicole so excited by her new titties she’s emulating the trademark “gangly legged, big tittied, greasy haired chick in cut-offs” white trash stylo?
Either way, she’s failing. That is, unless, she got into a diesel pickup truck with “Get ‘Er Done Cowboy” in Old English script across the front windshield. Then she wins and I’ll babysit a whole day without getting into the liquor cabinet.
Here’s a link to a blog about booze: cool content, ironic name.
3 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Aug 19, 2008 at 7:24 am
*changes out of cut-offs and moccasins, and into gold stretchy pants*
Whew…close call!
2 msmolly // Aug 19, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Is she freakin’ carrying those blue surgical booties you were into, well, surgeries (or open houses)? She probably had those on earlier trying to make a statement and Joel said “Dear, I think that may be just a bit over the top.” What’s even more idiotic about this whole thing is that she has on moccasin boots, shorts and a long sleeved shirt! That doesn’t even make sense dude!!!!! It’s hot!!!! Wear a tank top, flip flops and the cut off shorts and I’ll cut you some slack!
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