All that hoity-toity camera lighting, touch-ups, filters and even nipple in Eva’s shoot; still, I’d still say Gia has it wrapped up. Plus, doesn’t it look cold where Eva is? Fuck cold sand!
I’d take a mediocre companion in a place somewhere tropical like Gia’s shoot, over golden cock in Antarctica any day! Hell, I have before; I don’t even want to remember the head on that dude in Cancun. *shivers*
Who’s more extrawhoredinary? Who’s doin’ what she do when she do what she do to you?
During every event at this year’s Olympics, China has provided cheerleaders. It makes perfect sense. You know, ’cause all those hours of training and genetic perfection aren’t worthy of watching unless it’s preceded by gyrating tits and ass. Right?
Why does she keep hanging on? I hope you know me enough by now, you know I give credit where talent lies. She has no talent, sewwwww I went looking for pictures of her where she looked beautiful. I was hoping, somewhere, at sometime, maybe in the ’80s, she was hot.
No hotness, only eyebrows. I can think of multiple celebs with minimal talent that I’d rather have their own show: Nicole Scherzinger, Camilla Alves or Jaime Pressly, for example. Sad, the slot goes to Denise and her ego. Why is she in our face? —>Charlie Sheen.
It’s pathetic we stomach shit talent, doormat personality and bad parenting because Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen decided to fuck more than once. The thing that gives her a one-up on other no-talents is that she married a cheating, druggie, prostitute addict. She’s on E! ’cause of Charlie Sheen friends; that’s sad.
Why do all the losers at FHM, Maxim and Playboy have a boner for Charlie Sheen’s by-product? Do they hate family values and matching eyebrows? Do they want to be that pathetic dipshit who’s only able to get it up if he doesn’t know the person’s last name and her vagina smells of $20 bills? Who knows. All I’m concerned about is me and I’m fucking over Denise Richards.
I don’t know why I took the time to put these pictures up, other than I assume that you are trollie (link is a must-read for any Digger) as I am and go through all the pictures skimming for stretch marks, unruly pubes, zits, corns and cellulite. Why do I do it? No clue, but somehow I find it more satisfying than reading words on news sites and the like. Ew. “Awareness” is gross.
BRITNEY IS HERE SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT HEALTH CARE REFORM
Hey Mena, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: as a rule, if you are a celebrity and it’s not Halloween, you should never have “theme hair.” No hair with a theme. Nooo theme.
I’ll illustrate: if you are going to The Dark Knight, don’t dye your hair black and fashion little bat ears out of your bangs. No red bob to the X-Files premier. No bouffants to Hairspray, etc…
Why? Good question and one I’d expected from a celebrity. Mainly, because, you look like a fucking retard. This isn’t a Star Trek convention, you’re not a fan boy. You are a celebrity and inherently, a whore.
Your looks sell something. What? Who knows…If you are Beyonce it’s basically everything, if you are Eva Longoria it’s Bebe-hoe workout clothes (she’s failing too but that’s another rant) so lay off the flat iron and hair bleach. You are not Andy Warhol, nor do you look like him and he’s fucking dead anyway.
Looks like more than Kendra is on the outs. Dasha Astafieva is a Ukrainian model who has apparently caught the eye of Hugh Hefner in a big way. So much so, the Towheaded Triumvirate are getting squirmy. Plan B time ladies; get to the pole!
According to Russia Today the Ukrainian Playboy Playmate of the Year 2007:
Dasha received a personal invitation from Hugh Hefner and now for more than a week she lives in the Bunny House at his ranch, the residence where Playboy models live. 82-year-old Hefner spends most of his time with his new muse, completely forgetting about his three other girlfriends, all of whom are blondes. He even accompanies her to photo-shoots, which he never did before.
Viva La Brunettes! Finally, Hef is throwing his marketing empire behind someone a little more worthy of the attention? And to our benefit! I never quite got why he put that business behind those three—no looks, meh bodies and doormat personalities.
I’m just gonna celebrate for a minute here…She looks to have real boobs (maybe?), a beautiful face and some pubes left. Praise the short and curlies! Thar’s hair down thar!
The extreme straying clearly indicates his dementia but I’m happy someone’s getting press over there that is actually attractive.
Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my over-achieving ass has to find another all-consuming hobby or I’ll drive my s.o. insane!
Does anyone else do that? When work isn’t so busy or play isn’t so demanding you start picking your significant other apart? I’m terrible at it; I’ll be sitting there staring thinking “you know? I really hate that one-fucking-toe, it’s crooked. It must be due to genetic inferiority, we could never mate.” I’m evil always when unoccupied.
I’m crazy, I know. That’s just from boredom! You should see me when I’m bored and have P.M.S.; my mom even avoids my phone calls. Because she’s the white devil. I call repeatedly leaving messages saying so. Usually they have to combine forces to repel the evil harpie back to her confines: one gives me soothing words of consolation and compliments, the other gives me wine and ice cream.
I want a dick chandelier for my birthday next month. Email me for shipping instructions…IS
I know it’s been a while but I’m STILL SO FUCKING MAD NELLA GOT IMPLANTS!!! Is anyone else with me!? Fuck! WHHhhhhy!? Fuck-Fuck-Fuck….BEFORE and AFTER. &)#%&@_)! (NSFW)
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