The New York Times writer Ginia Bellafante did a review of the new season of The Hills. Me thinks Ginia was a tad pissed that she has worked hard enough to secure a post at the prestigious NYT only to end up reviewing reality shows based on the vacuous shiny bimbos of The Hills. Ginia decided to do a acrid review of the new season. In said review she mentioned our favorite cum dumpster Heidi Montag as being:
“feminist hero this season, climbing her way to a bigger position at the event-planning company where she orchestrates Nascar parties”
Those in the media world that are simultaneously of the Nascar set (a.k.a. fucking morons- a.k.a. half my family here in Iowa) took this to be a statement of fact; instead of the mocking gibe it was. Everyone was abuzz about how someone called Heidi Mount-hag a “feminist hero!” Poor Ginia; I hate to think how much traffic she’s gotten for this article, as opposed to say, her review of “A Raisin in the Sun.”
Add insult to injury (my womanhood, brain and eyes are bleeding), In Touch asked Heidi twat she thought about being called a “feminist hero” and she replied:
“I was very honored to be called a feminist hero.” “It’s a big deal to be even acknowledged, let alone complimented by The New York Times by such a profound, famous TV critic.”
Which translates to: “It’s taking all 68 points of my IQ to retain control over my bowels and I’m honored if anyone gives me any attention for anything.”
When asked who some of her feminist HEROES [sic] were. *shoot me* She said:
“Who are my feminist heroes?” she asked. “ Um… I’ll get back to you on that one!”
There’s a short list people, a damn short list of whores whose face I would like to shat on—she’s top three. If you could arrange it you’d be my HEROINE!
4 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Apr 3, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Well, I’ll tell you who my feminist hero is. Heidi Montag! She has no friends, but she sure does know how to keep a man! Fake boobs and starvation, plus hair-bleaching! I admire her so much I named my MissBimbo after her.
2 noirkiss3 // Apr 7, 2008 at 2:37 am
I don’t even know why this chick gets press. Every time I see her she has that big mouth open. She kind of looks like a muppet, but not as cute…yuckers!!
3 noirkiss3 // Apr 7, 2008 at 2:39 am
BTW I’ve gotten much millage out of “It’s taking all 68 points of my IQ to retain control over my bowels”
4 Schmallison // Apr 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm
…Oh, and Heidi having “68 points of IQ”? Aren’t we being a wee bit generous?
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