EXTRA MAYO PLEASE!
When asked to comment on Australian “actress and singer” Sophie Monk jockeying Adam Levine’s uvula pony, Sophie’s rep said:
“There’s not enough time in the day to address all the people the media have her linked with.”
What’s that old adage? There’s a little bit of truth in every lie? Well maybe she’s not out fucking more people than there are segments of time within which to recite their nayyymes… But I bet she’s at least dry humpin’ her way through bar hours.
Poor Sophie, everyone just picks on her ’cause she’s so hot! It’s not her fault! She’s dated Benji Madden! Hasn’t she suffered enough!?
That said, if Sophie and Adam wanted to hang out and make me into a slut-sandwhich, I’d be down.
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1 msmolly // Aug 4, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I wish I was that wetsuit. Wait…visual of Adam Levine and Sophie Monk sex tape….now I’ve made my own “wet”suit. But no picture of Adam Levine above?! Come on!!!! Can he be the next man meat Friday? I bet he’d smack my ass with fervor!!!
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