Lucky for that bitch hers is downy, luminous and blond. How’s that shake out? Shaving my legs is like sweeping gravel with a switch broom; shit is impossible and thick. I don’t shave and I’m stuck wearing pants to work so I don’t offend the delicate sensibilities of the Midwesterners milling about. She doesn’t shave and she gets to slink around town in cut-offs and get tracked by paparazzi.
Is there anything these models get genetically screwed on? It’d be so much more reassuring if Gisele had cavities in every one of her adult and baby teeth or Miranda Kerr got a yeast infection every time she made fucky times with Orlando Bloom. I think if things were fair, they’d have thin hair and disproportionately large feet.
GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
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1 msmolly // Aug 25, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Gisele was genetically screwed by having her second toe longer than her big toe and she makes fugly shoes/sandals. It’s not much, but it warms the cockles of my heart just enough!
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