Now Goddamn it! There aren’t many things I truly love, but I now know that Lucifer himself is testin’ my soul. Not polar bears AND champagne?! NOOOOOO!!! I love polar bears! I love champagne! But to force poor teddy to kiss that blaspheme of mankind? To cuddle that defiling blip on the screen of civilization!? THEN deliver the blow my aching-heart-will-never-mend—to put champagne in a can!?!??! Oh the humanity!!!
Photos: Reuters
3 responses so far ↓
1 Tyjigga // Dec 13, 2007 at 10:50 am
Ha! Paris Hilton is a hoebag.
Somebody please check that polar bear for the clap, gonnorhea, mono, and pink eye while you’re at it. Hilton is a walking cesspool.
And wine in a can? Please say it ain’t so Ray.
2 teddy goodtimes // Dec 13, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Can you give a stuffed panda a VD? I think I saw a cold-sore?
3 schmallison // Dec 18, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Even a polar bear won’t eat Paris.
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