HA-HA!
Know who this is??? Yeah… I didn’t either. Don’t magazines have fucking editors or something? Isn’t there someone in upper management that says to the intern: “Jessi, please put your triple skinny latte down and listen to me for a second. Please know that we value your extensive experience in photoshopping burn victims ‘before’ pictures for heart wrenching, Jenny Jones/Oprah/Tyra shows, but this has to stop. You can’t even tell that Fergie used to be a meth head anymore. Shit, you can’t even tell she was in a group called Wild Orchid!”
If they can make this bitch look this good, I bet Paris Hilton doesn’t even have a left eye. The laziness is just what all the photoshoppin’ couldn’t fix! I’d love it if photoshop was wiped out by a virus and Hairless Hilton had to rep for the pirate hookers and wear an eyepatch!
ARRRRRRRRRRGH SCABIES!!!
4 responses so far ↓
1 msmolly // May 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm
“ARRRRRRRRRRGH SCABIES!!!” Shit, that’s the least of that scurvy wench’s problems! HA! Maybe her left eye is lazy, because dudes pull the pirate eye on her after she blows ‘em down! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pirate+eye
2 christa // May 14, 2008 at 9:36 am
all i have to say is WOW…
those pictures are amazing!
let’s photoshop my head into them
3 schmallison // May 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm
She doesn’t even look like a tranny, there. Bra-vo!
4 TSH // May 23, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Arrr! Can we please, pretty please make
Ferg-ree walk the plank!?
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