It's Like A Carrot Being Peeled

It’s Like A Carrot Being Peeled

April 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I fucking love this video. Best part of the video is the carrot peeling discussion. You know? I always wondered about that myself but with regards to bi/lesbian mainstream porn. I don’t know who in their right mind would want to get finger banged by a chick with acrylic nails!? “Oh yeah, baby, slice up my cervix, yeah, slice it, it’s black and dead anyway….Mmmm….”

Now, your links:

Anyone who’s a Dita fan, knew that!…PON

‘Cause it’s Salma Hayek nekked…STC (nsfw)

Now, I’m torn...TB

Paris being a whore as usual…UP

Is that real or photoshopped?…CT

Dumbest tattoo in the world…AW

Drew Barrymore being porno but very cute…M

More nekked Dita…DPOA (nsfw)

Scary…AOTW

Jessica Simpson=retard…HT

Celeb peen!…CR

Kool-Aid Man…C

In case you’ve been under a rock…SC

Hindsight’s 20/20 Vadge!…FL

2 responses so far ↓

1 Honeybell // Apr 10, 2008 at 11:57 am

I’m totally stealing this video for my post today (with of course a mention of my undying love and adoration for you)–hilarious!!
2 Davecat // May 1, 2008 at 11:29 am

Dita in silver is always a winner, but a tattoo of that Chocolate Rain bloke?? In five years, he’ll want to cut his own arm off at the shoulder, and burn the offending limb.