I got a shit ton of links to share with you guys; I’ve been surfing too much and not posting enough the past few weeks. I know you’re probably still trying to tear yourself away from the last freaky doll post but I had to do it to you again. I don’t know if these fucking Precious Moments dolls are just a Midwestern craze or what but it’s a striking resemblance. English “actress, glamour model, television personality, dancer and singer” Jennifer Ellison is grossing me out with her giant head and wee tiny face.
I like to think of my grandma’s curio cabinet as the last bastion of sweetness. All the figurines with little Christian sayings are tainted now thanks to this skank. I’ll never be able to look at a Precious Moments dolly playing with her puppy in porcelain innocence the same way again.
Palin porn titles. My fav is 14...BWE Here’s what started all the talk about Palin porn…CL
Rachael Ray’s corn porn…DV
I hope that blue isn’t lead based!(VERY NSFW! Thanks schmallison!)…RT
If you don’t remember Darkwing Duck: 1. your childhood was incomplete 2. you won’t get this joke…TCINAR
OMG ROFL. There’s a point there…ROFLRAZZI…ooh and a f-bomb one here.
Global orgasm day!...GO.Org
Kids making funny faces. I don’t like kids, but I do like laughing at them…JW
Did I mention to you that, I LOVE BOOBIES!!?!?…Boob-A-Thon(Thanks Davecat! I look forward to Sidore-chan’s contribution! Yeeeah!)
Palin was a masterdebater in Alaska. Or not…SC
BDSM site for people who like to read. Pfth! NOT ME!!…(NSFW)TTOO
Apparently brunettes are born whores. All virgin site and they’re all blond!..(NSFW)MPV
Criss Angel=FAIL…RJ
Pictures of Heather Locklear’s arrest...CR
If you like Chromeo or Hall and Oats, you’ll love this. Music starts at 1:17...LFDH
Paris is unoriginal...YTMDN
The are “C Strings” and to me, they look like panty liners? Assuming you would want to more than 10 min, how would you keep them on?...(~NSFW)SFr
Gisele and these people are from the same country…EA
Top 10 fashion mistakes. I have to agree with crocs and too much makeup…MG
I may have spend a bit too much time playing with this...(NSFW)MXF
6 responses so far ↓
1 hotcakesandflapjacks // Oct 7, 2008 at 3:22 pm
A (very misguided) young boy once informed me that I looked like a Precious Moments doll in HIS MOTHERS CURIO CABINET before trying to ram his tongue down my throat.
It really freaked me out. Just wanted to share with ya’ll.
2 schmallison // Oct 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm
These are so epic, I will disseminate them to my constituency POST HASTE.
3 Davecat // Oct 7, 2008 at 11:29 pm
She’d better be careful; someone’s gonna eventually foreclose on that fivehead real estate if she’s not paying attention.
If I recall correctly, all those Precious Moments figurines are supposed to be angels of babies or toddlers. So in essence, Precious Moments figurines are the wandering, saccharine souls of dead babies. Think on that for a while.
Shi-chan thanks you for your support ahead of time.
4 Richard // Oct 7, 2008 at 11:37 pm
You know, porn gets mundane just like hamburgers, rap, and sweet ass rides. Give it up to the girl for making a brotha wanna motorboat a Precious Moments doll. It just so happens a woman in my office has some of those wicked stepchilds of Satan… guess who’ll be one-handing it under his desk manana — RICHARD, that’s who!
5 schmallison // Oct 8, 2008 at 8:52 am
@ Richard: That’s not what they meant by “Precious Moments”.
6 msmolly // Oct 12, 2008 at 7:54 pm
In response to the “Top 10 fashion mistakes. I have to agree with crocs and too much makeup” Did you notice that on picture 7, the chick has her thong on wrong (notice tag location and width of fabric)?! HAHAHA! She’s got the part that’s suppose to go on her hip up her ass and the ass part on her hip! They must be new because the ass part still looks white!LOL!
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