Ah poor Paris- contemplating what could have been. Vacillating between self worship and worry; wondering, what possibly, could you need to survive college besides bronzer and knee pads? What-must-the-battle-look-like, going on in that head of hers? Is she contemplating thoughts of academia or trying to remember her debit pin? Dreaming of college boys or taking hook-nosed whiffs of her own lip gloss? This isn’t a deer in the headlights people, this is paparazzo art capturing the tumultuous window of “what if?” reflected in a goddess’ eyes.
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1 it's christa, b*tch // Oct 2, 2008 at 9:35 am
i don’t think paris has ever looked better than in the one on the far right, middle row—hot!
oh…that’s a cartoon deer?
never mind.
2 hotcakesandflapjacks // Oct 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm
1. I feel dirty for even commenting because it causes her feeling of self-importance to inflate. ugh.
2. I watched a preview for that BFF show where she described “how hard “working it” really is.” apparently we peons have no idea how difficult it is to stand languidly in front flashing bulbs while simultaneously chewing gum, breathing, blinking and slightly changing our positions from 45 degree angle to 70 degree angle.
3. My head will explode and I will get stabbier if I continue to write about her unfound, unwarranted success.
3 msmolly // Oct 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I concur with hotcakesandflapjacks on all 3 points. I must add a 4th point though: she looks about 40 in these pictures! She needs to eat more of her chihuahua’s to maintain her, ahem, beauty. Come on! You know she totally devours those little dogs! That’s why she always has a new one and you never see the same one. She tries to make you think you see the same one, but you don’t, you don’t.
4 Jack Handey // Oct 3, 2008 at 10:06 pm
One legend that keeps occurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
5 schmallison // Oct 3, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Thought bubble: “Maybe I should be doing something more worthwhile and fulfilling with my time and money–oops, that’s a call from my coke dealer, better take that.”
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