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Sarah Jessica Porkher Now Available For Anal

March 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Gawd, like you’d fuck her any other way. Why you’d want a sex toy to resemble SJP, I have no clue. Maybe it’s supposed to be like the Durex ugly pillow ads.

 

They are blow up sex dolls based loosely, very loosely, on A-Listers. The term A-Lister is used loosely as well. All preceding puns intended. Order yours today.

 

I say the JHo one and the Christina pictures look the most like the stars. But the description of Jessica as “young, dumb and fulla cum” probably best hits the mark. It’s a gamble, good luck!

 

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  • 1 Schmallison // Mar 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Whoa, Eva looks pretty spot-on.

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