Anytime I have the opportunity to let you know about Paris getting disrespected, tripped, decapitated, ignored, fought with, dumped, infected, amputated, etc…I will. That being said, I reveled to find out that not only did The Hottie and The Nottie tank, she also got dissed by John Mayer at a Grammy after-party and her little brother got arrested for a DUI! Maybe 2008 won’t be so bad after all!
Serious— it’s freezing here, it’s only Tuesday and I got P.M.S. but I can’t stop smiling. I actually caught myself singing The Stars Are Blind to myself under my breath. Never has one day brought so much justice to the world.
This is like if Hugh Hefner woke up with a hankerin’ for plus-sized ethnic women, donated all his money to charity and gave his zoo animals to P.E.T.A for replacement in the wild!
Update: She’s getting bad press for abandoning her kitten too! A kitten! YES! It doesn’t get much better than this folks. Next they’ll post a video of her stealing food out of a starving Sudanese kid’s hand… Or taking a shit next to a toddler in a shanty town while she’s wearing that stupid fucking tiara and wearing haute couture.
*out of breath with excitement*
Pictures from her birthday below:
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