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Guess That Frankentitty

September 9th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Guess who:

1. Wears pink nail polish with a red shirt

2.  Has hair that looks as real as Miley Cyrus’ grill

3.  Wants us to buy lumber jack plaid with ruffles and a satin belt

4.  Expects us to believe those lopsided flesh balloons are sexy and actually hers

Tags: guess the frankentitty · plastic

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6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 teddygoodtimes // Sep 9, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    I’m going to guess Jessica Simpson, now that she sucks at both pop and country.

  • 2 schmallison // Sep 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Jessica’s funbags are REAL! REAL I TELLS YA!

    My guess is Audrina Patridge.

  • 3 teddy good times // Sep 9, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    I just noticed the hand tattoo. Took me awhile. Now I’m stumped.

  • 4 Captain Obvious // Sep 9, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    I’m guessing Carmen Electra. She spent years as Prince’s jizz-catcher and now I’m guessing she’s putting bad fasion together.

  • 5 teddygoodtimes // Sep 10, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Tila Tequila (for reduced credit?)

  • 6 msmolly // Sep 11, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    My vote’s for Tila Tequila.

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