Guess who:
1. Wears pink nail polish with a red shirt
2. Has hair that looks as real as Miley Cyrus’ grill
3. Wants us to buy lumber jack plaid with ruffles and a satin belt
4. Expects us to believe those lopsided flesh balloons are sexy and actually hers

6 responses so far ↓
1 teddygoodtimes // Sep 9, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I’m going to guess Jessica Simpson, now that she sucks at both pop and country.
2 schmallison // Sep 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Jessica’s funbags are REAL! REAL I TELLS YA!
My guess is Audrina Patridge.
3 teddy good times // Sep 9, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I just noticed the hand tattoo. Took me awhile. Now I’m stumped.
4 Captain Obvious // Sep 9, 2008 at 10:45 pm
I’m guessing Carmen Electra. She spent years as Prince’s jizz-catcher and now I’m guessing she’s putting bad fasion together.
5 teddygoodtimes // Sep 10, 2008 at 10:22 am
Tila Tequila (for reduced credit?)
6 msmolly // Sep 11, 2008 at 8:01 pm
My vote’s for Tila Tequila.
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