FAAAAAAAAAT GIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRL IN DA SHINY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS…….
Implants have nothing to do with looking good in shiny, stretchy, American Apparel leggings. Sorry that’s bad friends. No amount of photoshop, ass-kissing, silicone, restylane or “frosted cupcake” lip gloss is gonna make ANY woman look good in shiny, stretchy, gold AA leggings…EVER.
Not hating on my curvy sisters. Just checkin’ the ones who wrap themselves in gold lame sausage casing.
5 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Jul 23, 2008 at 9:15 am
Gold stretchy-pants-nothin’. The real crime here, is the stripper top. And…the outrageously huge fake boobs. Those all need to go. …and the stretchy pants.
…the shoes can stay.
2 billz // Jul 23, 2008 at 4:00 pm
…yet somehow I still have an erection
3 msmolly // Jul 23, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Silicone must be leaking into girlfriend’s brain because if she was going for a kitchen theme, why not a pot and a pan instead of a sifter? For that matter, she would have looked a hell of a lot hotter in just an apron! Then should could have actually made fresh sausages with those leggings.
4 Schmoldga // Jul 24, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Does she look like a freaky cross of Joan Allen, Ellen Barkin, Kathie Lee and Jenne Jameson to anyone else?
Anyone?
5 Kavick // Jul 24, 2008 at 9:22 pm
she’s got Earl Campbell thighs
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US&q=Earl+Campbell+thighs
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