As an back asswards continuation of extrawhoredinary’s fight against the FrankenTitty, I’m starting a new reoccurring spot—Name That FrankenTitty!!! Yay!!! …Or wait…Gross!!! Uhh…aaaah! I’m excited but I don’t know why and simultaneously I’m grossed out! Awesome! And? I peed a little…
*ahem*
Since I come across about a bajillion FrankenTitties a day, I figured I should start putting these icky photos to use. Someone has to enjoy these FrankenTitties in some capacity. Lord knows, the lovas fuckin’ these carrier-o-de frankentatas are asking for bras to stay on.
This is a tribute to the people who have to fuck with their bras on ’cause they have horrible implant scars, this is a tribute to the Amish that have to fuck through the little hole in their pj pants, this-is-a-tribute to the people who have to fuck with any clothes on at all and the lights off. Sorry but if you aren’t ass-nekked while you’re fuckin’, you ain’t havin’ fun- no matter how much you paid for that La Perla bra.
Guess that FrankenTitty:
3 responses so far ↓
1 it's christa, b*tch! // Jun 3, 2008 at 2:34 pm
i’d have to say that hot mess Tara Reid.
simply because scary boobies = Tara Reid…
no matter how many times she has them “fixed”
2 teddy good times // Jun 4, 2008 at 8:47 am
Audrina Patridge
3 teddy good times // Jun 4, 2008 at 8:49 am
oops… I’ve seen the pics.. no scars. Guess withdrawn.
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