Just think, she paid someone money so she could look like this. Kinda makes me happy I don’t have a high level of financial liquidity; aka— any. I can’t imagine what I’d do if I could fulfill every dismorphic whim that beset my alternatingly sober/intoxicated little mind. I’d probably have both sets of genitals, a nose the size of a Western Pygmy Blue crysalis and my eyebrows tattooed on.
Don’t send me money, you fuckers; I know how you think.
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1 teddy good times // Sep 27, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Scram Tommy. Don’t give her the weight room thing.
2 hotcakesandflapjacks // Sep 29, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I had hair JUST like Jim Carrey’s in the early 90’s. Word to the wise: moms lock up the safety scissors, they still cut through hair.
3 msmolly // Sep 30, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I’d like to see Nicolette and Jessica Biel in a bench press competition. My money’s on Nicolette!
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