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Charlie Sheen Did This To Us

August 12th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Why does she keep hanging on?  I hope you know me enough by now, you know I give credit where talent lies.  She has no talent, sewwwww I went looking for pictures of her where she looked beautiful.  I was hoping, somewhere, at sometime, maybe in the ’80s, she was hot.

No hotness, only eyebrows.  I can think of multiple celebs with minimal talent that I’d rather have their own show: Nicole Scherzinger, Camilla Alves or Jaime Pressly, for example.  Sad, the slot goes to Denise and her ego.  Why is she in our face? —>Charlie Sheen.

It’s pathetic we stomach shit talent, doormat personality and bad parenting because Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen decided to fuck more than once.  The thing that gives her a one-up on other no-talents is that she married a cheating, druggie, prostitute addict.  She’s on E! ’cause of Charlie Sheen friends; that’s sad.

Why do all the losers at FHM, Maxim and Playboy have a boner for Charlie Sheen’s by-product?  Do they hate family values and matching eyebrows?  Do they want to be that pathetic dipshit who’s only able to get it up if he doesn’t know the person’s last name and her vagina smells of $20 bills?  Who knows.  All I’m concerned about is me and I’m fucking over Denise Richards.

IT’S NOT COMPLICATED, IT’S COMPLACENCY

Tags: Paparazzi Whores · Playboy · charlie sheen · denise richards · reality tv · vaginas

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Natasha // Aug 12, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    What I want to know is where the fuck is she? It’s like someone’s messy basement where they’re throwing a pyramid scheme party with cutesy little baskets of junk you’ll never use here and there, which doesn’t disguise the fact that there’s an ugly steam pipe running along the length of the room. (Or is that a sewer pipe?)

  • 2 Frothy Afterbirth // Aug 15, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    I don’t like anyone who uses their own kiddies on their own reality TV show just to get a paycheck for the sake of staying in the limelight trying to keep from falling off the D-List. I don’t like anyone having their own reality TV show period.

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