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Dasha Astafieva: Hef’s Dementia Has Translated Into Taste

August 8th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Looks like more than Kendra is on the outs. Dasha Astafieva is a Ukrainian model who has apparently caught the eye of Hugh Hefner in a big way. So much so, the Towheaded Triumvirate are getting squirmy. Plan B time ladies; get to the pole!

According to Russia Today the Ukrainian Playboy Playmate of the Year 2007:

Dasha received a personal invitation from Hugh Hefner and now for more than a week she lives in the Bunny House at his ranch, the residence where Playboy models live. 82-year-old Hefner spends most of his time with his new muse, completely forgetting about his three other girlfriends, all of whom are blondes. He even accompanies her to photo-shoots, which he never did before.

Viva La Brunettes! Finally, Hef is throwing his marketing empire behind someone a little more worthy of the attention? And to our benefit! I never quite got why he put that business behind those three—no looks, meh bodies and doormat personalities.

I’m just gonna celebrate for a minute here…She looks to have real boobs (maybe?), a beautiful face and some pubes left. Praise the short and curlies! Thar’s hair down thar!

The extreme straying clearly indicates his dementia but I’m happy someone’s getting press over there that is actually attractive.

Click the more to see her NSFW pictures.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 msmolly // Aug 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    She’s gorgeous!!! I hope he kicks the idiot blondes to the curb and does a show only about this girl! I would never change the channel if she was on!!

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  • 3 Frothy Afterbirth // Aug 15, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    It’s been so long, seeing dark carpets that match the drapes must be strange to Hef.

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