The Chicago Sun Times is reporting that Robert Downey Jr. is now slated to play Baby Huey in the upcoming biopic about Hugh Hefner. I say “baby Huey” ‘caaaaaause, he shits his pants…Get it? Babies and old people shit in their diapers…It’s an ageist joke…Very un-P.C….Yet, hilarious…To me…
*kicks an old person just for measure*
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Ohhhhhhh, the irony. From iron-clad super hero to pill-poopin’ (typo, like it, keepin’ it) blondie humper. I could go on and on about how funny this jump would be but I’m drunk and lazy. I think, entertainment-wise, this is going to be a great fit. Plus, I wanna see RDJ’s dick; there’s gotta be a leetle dick in the movie, right?
2 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // May 27, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I’d bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.
Robert: Call me!
2 msmolly // May 27, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I hope “leetle” just refers to the amount of time on screen, not size of said pole. If peen is teeny, I would be heartbroken. Fingers crossed peen is plentiful!!
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