“I’m not going to lie, I don’t sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don’t,” she said
Katie Price’s new “book”: Angel Uncovered… Daily Mail reports Katie saying the above about her not really writing any of her books. Well that’s completely fair. With all the grad students wasting away in academia never getting published or acknowledgment. It’s their choice, those fucking hippies; if they would stop smoking pot and being “artists”, go out, get a fake tan and frankentitties maybe they could make something of themselves!
Which leaves me conceding… No, I never thought she signed anything but the tab for that gorgeous sequined cockatoo outfit. However, I am baffled that she’s still in the “typewriter” era. I don’t get it!
She’s got 2005 (at least) fake eyelashes, 2008 tan, 2007 tits and…oh, wait, wait, yes…I see here…She got the sequined jumpsuit at the same time Word was popularized, ’round about 1985 and she became paralyzed by the quest for bigger tits to accessorize that fabu outfit.
She was 6, then, on that great day. She became enraptured by a dream of sequined cleavage, disregard for tact, bleached veneers and the rest has become illiterate, big-titted, shiny, pancake make-uped, incision scarred history…
“I’ve made the book like where people question ‘do you reckon that’s really happened or hasn’t it?’ I’ve been quite clever.”
QUITE, MISS PRICE…QUITE, QUITE, CLEVER…
8 responses so far ↓
1 teddy good times // Jul 23, 2008 at 7:19 am
fake writing seems to go with the overall theme. she’s a shining example to all.
2 schmallison // Jul 23, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I suppose this is what happens when you pay people too much money to show their vaginas.
3 msmolly // Jul 23, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I am so amused by the Queen Elizabeth-esque crown! This chick looks like she got in a fight with a bedazzler and lost. She didn’t just stop there, though, oh no! She decided to top the whole ensemble off with the remants from Bjork’s swan Oscar dress! Fab-YOU-lous!
4 daprincess // Jul 23, 2008 at 7:56 pm
um. wait. are you saying I’M in some way, minorly, off topically, fab? in some fucked up way!? really!? oh? no? fuck. okay…I still love you anyway…*got excited for a second by the “YOU”*
5 Kavick // Jul 23, 2008 at 10:02 pm
enraptured
6 schmallison // Jul 24, 2008 at 11:51 am
OH I get it! She’s a geriatric vagina! Silver fox INDEED! Well played, ma’am, well played.
7 Schmoldga // Jul 24, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Shocking that the UK uppercrust doesn’t want to ride ponies with her….
I bet her equestrian boots have rhinestones!
8 msmolly // Jul 25, 2008 at 11:52 am
My previous comment was in no way a reflection on you Princess! “Fab-YOU-lous” is what Katie says to her self in the mirror that is her outfit. XOXO
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