“Ooh!? Are they looking?” *grunts and bends over farther*
Why isn’t it good enough for her that she looks like that at 45? Will she never be satiated by attention solely for her looks? At what age does she stop loving herself in proportion to her wrinkles?
Doesn’t she want to go save some baby animals or something? Wouldn’t she get more ogling by the teenaged car wash dudes and save herself the water bill? At 45, wouldn’t all that fucking ass arching hurt your back a bit?
I’M CONCERNED ABOUT MY LEVEL OF ANNOYANCE LISA RINNA.
Oooooh, I bet her and her husband are kinky attention whores and he’s in the window jerking off to the paparazzi taking pictures of his wife. Sad thing is, I’m probably fucking right. Hollywood.
6 responses so far ↓
1 msmolly // Aug 20, 2008 at 4:09 pm
If you’re gonna stand on your tip toes anyway, just put on your stripper heels. You’ve already got on the gold lamé top and short shorts you stole from your daughter’s closet, just complete the ensemble with those clear 5″ lucite platforms you hide in your husband’s ass when it’s date night!
2 Richard // Aug 20, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Damn she looks hot! And by “hot” I mean bitch wears the same thing I do when I wash my car. But my car gets 40 mpg, so I call this a FAIL!
3 Frothy Afterbirth // Aug 22, 2008 at 10:46 am
My future wife will have body like that even when she’s 60. My standards shoot for the moon.
4 schmallison // Aug 22, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Plastics make it possible, people.
5 schmallison // Aug 22, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Only, she’s clearly 5 years and 5 botox injections away from looking like Skeletor.
6 Ola // Aug 24, 2008 at 1:13 pm
look! look! look! do you see me?! heellooo! I’m sex-ay! SEXY! And my husband’s NOT closeted!
*Lisa Rinna screeches before sobbing next to car filled with borken dreams, failed hopes and bad nose jobs*
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