Tara Reid’s new clothing line will be decorated with “trinkets, charms and beads” in eight colors to “inspire emotions.” Unless they got chardonnay yellow or rum punch red, bitch has no takers over here. Tara Reid helping us with “putting into the universe what you want in life” by adorning hoe clothes with crayola beads is about as crazy as Pamela Anderson’s silicone fun bags, back combed wig and twig legs inspiring me to care about animal rights.
The blond chick from American Pie is going to affect your karma-phala with plastic beads.
The Baywatch chick wants you to care about chicken feelings.
How much positivity can these fucking burnout skanks really believe they’re putting into the universe? Wha-wha-why karma and baby animals? Why not address the only people who look at them and dispute educated, articulate and blond as mutually exclusive? Why not disprove the stereotype they’ve spent their careers perpetuating and give some face time to women’s education or drug and alcohol abuse prevention?
Oh shit. That’s right. It doesn’t pay. Here’s your beads Tara, take the green ones. “I love acting but I can’t hire myself. If this works, then we’re in business. If not, I tried.” Here’s to another monumental artistic endeavor you’ve gotten yourself out of bed for; thanks for adding more shit to the clearance rack for me to dig through. You and your beaded hot pants, are truly, extrawhoredinary.
Note: Pictures are from before she mutilated her stomach and her breasts the 100th time.
Thanks to Pop Crunch for the story.
2 responses so far ↓
1 Ola // Aug 27, 2008 at 8:39 am
She should just drop all pretenses and call it the “Please pay my rent, buy my next meth fix and biggun’ my boobies please” line.
I would support that fund more readily than believe she’s found mantras and chakras. Doesn’t she know? Druggies forfeit their right to spiritual enlightenment in exchange for the mindnumbing awesomeness of the high.
duh.
2 schmallison // Aug 30, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Wow, she doesn’t look half bad! That last round of botched lipo-fixing might have stuck this time. Or, they went all out with the air-brushing.
YOU DECIDE.
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