Traci Bingham Is A Fakie Bombshell

November 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Traci Bingham has been quite the whore about town lately. She keeps popping up for photo ops: taking out her trash in see through shirts, arching her back like an alley cat in estrous and prying her belly button open. I don’t get that last one; I can only assume it’s meant to be suggestive of another orifice. *wink-wink-nudge-nudge*

I can hardly promise you that both orifices are at the same level of cleanliness. Traci looks a little worse for wear. I know she’s sliced, plasticized and glued every part of her body to get that look but the worn down, worked out hoe is still shining through. I think it’d help if she laid off the lips and upgraded the wig. However, I have no idea what it must be like for a good looking dumb girl in L.A. It’s gotta be rough; there’s so much pressure and so many shiny cars to chase!