Why do photographers think if they throw sand on a whore, it’ll make her sexy?
Oh shit! Wait a second, she’s got some TIGI Curls in her extensions! I can’t hate on anyone rockin’ TIGI! Just like I can’t hate on satin, spray tan, or acrylic nails; she’s keepin’ it whoretastic. If you can get your look entirely at a drug store: you’re keepin’ it whoretastic.
She’s trying again on the sexy…and failing. Give up lil’ bebbe; you-no-suk-cock.
Excerpts from her Playboy interview from F-listed below:
Playboy: How have you managed to avoid those pitfalls of fame?
Bilson: It blows my mind that celebrity is such a sham now. Not that I’m one of those girls who tells the press where I’m going to be at a certain hour– I totally understand that for some girls, but for me I can’t fathom it. I’m not doing a pantyless crotch shot, either. I guess I need to work on not wearing so much. [laughs] But seriously, I’m in this business because of the career I want, not because of the celebrity I want.Playboy: So we shouldn’t expect to see TMZ-type videos of you hitting the clubs and enjoying the perks of young Hollywood?
Bilson: I’m a homebody. I like to watch TV and and eat junk food all day. It’s nice to be able to do nothing once in a while. I don’t go clubbing so much anymore. Only once in a while will I go out with my girlfriends.
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1 Daddy // Jan 25, 2008 at 2:30 am
oh yeah?
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