This week’s alien vs. predator is whored-out girlchild supermodel Natalia Vodianova vs. Pirates 2 costar and Digital Playground contract girl, Katsuni. Since there’s a bunch of new regular readers and I’ve been doing AVP for a while, as a point of clarification: I’m asking you who is more extrawhoredinary? Meaning, who is doing the best a trading sex and their bodies for money. It’s illustrative see, because one is a fashion model taking almost exactly the same pictures as porn stars, who fuck for money on camera.
It’s a trade of goods and services, keep in mind. What you think is high fashion and worth jammin’ your finger down your throat for, or whatever pedophiliac/BDD/ED standard you’re holding the women around you to- it’s really just a conduit for cash. It’s all motivated, in every extreme manifestation (frankentitty scaring/stds/perpetuating the sexualization of children/glamourization of rape/etc…), by cash. So, who sells themselves best? Who looks like the dirtiest whore or the youngest girl and makes you’re jennies twinge?
We are sick motherfuckers and we are in this together. Who’s more extrawhoredinary?
8 responses so far ↓
1 hotcakesandflapjacks // Oct 2, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Excellent synopsis; really lays bare your theories on the commodification and fetishization of women as objects.
I’m done being a pretentious bitch.
It could be my eastern european bias but natalia vodianova is a hot ass skank with soft lilac-scented sachets for breasts that taste like strawberry milkshake. nummy nummy num num
2 hotcakesandflapjacks // Oct 2, 2008 at 1:00 pm
she’s no Sasha Pivarova though
http://stylefrizz.com/img/sasha-pivarova-pictured-by-hedi-slimane-for-french-vogue.jpg
I tried to embed it for you guys but I suck balls at this type of shit.
3 teddygoodtimes // Oct 3, 2008 at 9:08 am
She’s no Sarah Palin, but I’ll wouldn’t kick Katsuni out of bed for eating crackers.
4 Frothy Afterbirth // Oct 3, 2008 at 4:52 pm
A chick who painfully arches her back thrusting her ass further up without even being asked or commanded to knows how to hit the goody spots all by herself. Katsuni shows initiative in bed so she should get a meat log salute… with horseradish sauce.
5 Natasha // Oct 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Katsuni wears hot purple latex - how can she not be more extrawhoredinary?
6 schmallison // Oct 3, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Pic #2 is atomic-wedgie-licious. I’ll take Katsuni, because she’s flossin’ the right way.
7 hotcakesandflapjacks // Oct 4, 2008 at 3:17 pm
You know what? I just noticed a difference between model shots and “porn” model shots. The models all look away from the camera and the porn models look straight the camera with come hither eyes…
8 schmallison // Oct 7, 2008 at 6:22 pm
You *just* noticed, because you haven’t been looking at their EYES all this time….
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