Give me your best caption! I’m sure it’ll be the same tried and true hilarious commenters who will come up with a piss my pants funny. However, I have to throw this one out there for everyone! Holy shit their faces are priceless…
In the quest to be sexy, only the retarded and constipated will triumph.
11 responses so far ↓
1 anon // Jul 8, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Not Pictured: Broken acrylic nail, Ken Paves and Dignity.
2 Schmoldga // Jul 8, 2008 at 6:30 pm
What picture wants to mean:
“O face. wow, your penis is so big and awesome! I’m so sexy and I want to fuck YOU!”
What picture really looks like:
“I’m coming off my coke high. And I’m constipated. I read a chapter book once. I had other options in life beyond this.”
3 teddygoodtimes // Jul 9, 2008 at 12:58 pm
“two girls one botox needle”
4 Schmallison // Jul 9, 2008 at 5:22 pm
It was later revealed that the reason Michael Jackson dressed as a blond hooker to do porn was not because he couldn’t pick up adult women, but because he didn’t want his kiddie rep ruined.
5 msmolly // Jul 9, 2008 at 5:44 pm
*slurring* “Oh my god, I’m soooo drunk and high!” *annoyed*”tsk! You like, totally better not ruin this for me! If I get made fun of online I’m gonna be so mad at you!”
Silly whores!
6 Purple // Jul 9, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Jesse: “You know, I love getting fucked by big dicks while a camera crew watches and films it.”
Jenna: “No shit? Me too! Let’s make out.”
7 Schmallison // Jul 10, 2008 at 8:33 am
We can has buttsex?
8 Schmallison // Jul 10, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Things you can’t do on coke #456: Control your left eye.
9 Kavick // Jul 14, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Jesse does indeed look high, like she should have been asleep days ago but just kept snorting.
Jenna always has that look on her face, like she’s disgusted about something. i’m thinking the cameraman just whipped out his schlong here…
10 Captain Obvious // Jul 14, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Jesse: Man, my farts smell like a beaver is rotting in my asshole!
Jenna: (too shocked to answer)
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