YOU CAN TELL BY HIS FACE
Page Six is reporting that Benicio Del Toro, who is starring as Che Guevara in Guerrilla, has been “partying harder than Lindsay Lohan” with director Steven Soderbergh. Apparently they were up until 4:30 AM with what Page Six called “lap dancers;” which is P6’s way of trying to make strippers sound more salacious.
Perhaps there’s a new niche that just does lap dances. I always thought all that standing around with their teeeny purses seemed like a waste of time. Sure, if they were able to mingle with their teeeeny purses and drink I’d understand, but sober?
Is it possible the number one consumer for sparkle body powder is getting real about cost analysis and efficiency metrics by just staying at the ready in the lap dance room? One can hope! I never got how the porn industry is so cutting edge, pervasive and profitable while the actual girls who have to touch the hairy trucker gut, are still collecting ones.
4 responses so far ↓
1 hotcakesandflapjacks // Sep 16, 2008 at 11:08 am
lolz
after a long night of drinky drink myself and two male friends went to a strip bar in downtown chi. we left after they told us that its a $75 minimum to get into the bar and $75 minimum for lap dances. Some strippers (or really their bosses) are getting more than $1s for their college education!
2 schmallison // Sep 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I hear the strippers from the biology department get paid to PUT MORE CLOTHES *ON*!
hey-ooooohhh!
3 schmallison // Sep 16, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Also: I think Benicio looks like Brad Pitt with a broken nose and two black eyes. aka HOTTT!!!
Benicio! Llamame!
4 Frothy Afterbirth // Sep 16, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Wrong! Benicio looks like a sickly Luciano Pavarotti who just been sleep deprived by the Red Brigade blasting shitty Euro 80’s dance pop tunes into his ears for a week.
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