Us magazine is reporting that Jessica Alba had Cash Warren’s meal ticket. Oops! Did I say that!? Yikes, I’m inappropriate! I meant they had a baby named Honor Marie Warren. I’m sure she’s beautiful.
Wait I take that back, I’m sure she’ll be beautiful in a couple days. Newborns look like lil’ purple aliens with cone heads; at least the ones I have seen. I hope she’s cute enough to hold this shot-gun marriage together—we’ll see! I wish them well! Sometimes things happen for a reason… All’s well that ends well… Love will conquer all… Simply the best… Just do it.
Sorry, I get awkward when people do things typically expected of them with regards to the progression of life, maturity and social mores. It’s weird.










2 responses so far ↓
1 Kavick // Jun 9, 2008 at 8:05 pm
bottom row middle pic…**bites fist**
–that one’s the engaging smile a woman gets when something’s truly funny, or stimulating, or cute (like a baby!). it ain’t always about boobs and ass….often, but not always
2 schmallison // Jun 14, 2008 at 10:33 pm
“blah blah boobs and ass….blah”
fixed.
Speaking of boobs, let’s see some pics of the post-bebbe Alba twins, pls. She’s going to get millions for the first pics of the bebbe, we should at least get something outta the deal.
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