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A Baby Got Bornded

June 9th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Us magazine is reporting that Jessica Alba had Cash Warren’s meal ticket.  Oops!  Did I say that!?  Yikes, I’m inappropriate!  I meant they had a baby named Honor Marie Warren.  I’m sure she’s beautiful.

Wait I take that back, I’m sure she’ll be beautiful in a couple days.  Newborns look like lil’ purple aliens with cone heads; at least the ones I have seen.  I hope she’s cute enough to hold this shot-gun marriage together—we’ll see!  I wish them well!  Sometimes things happen for a reason…  All’s well that ends well…  Love will conquer all…  Simply the best…  Just do it.

Sorry, I get awkward when people do things typically expected of them with regards to the progression of life, maturity and social mores.  It’s weird.

Tags: jessica alba · pregnant people and babies

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Kavick // Jun 9, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    bottom row middle pic…**bites fist**

    –that one’s the engaging smile a woman gets when something’s truly funny, or stimulating, or cute (like a baby!). it ain’t always about boobs and ass….often, but not always

  • 2 schmallison // Jun 14, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    “blah blah boobs and ass….blah”

    fixed.

    Speaking of boobs, let’s see some pics of the post-bebbe Alba twins, pls. She’s going to get millions for the first pics of the bebbe, we should at least get something outta the deal.

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