Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post. I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today. I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored vomit. Ichi! Ni! San! BBBBbbbghbblllllarrrffff!
*shivers*
Let me catch you up. Angie is still knocked up but apparently they’re inducing her on Tuesday but who knows. Matthew McCauna-ican’tspellhisnamewheni’mhungover and his gf had a baby boy and named him Levi after Matthew in The Bible. Ahem. Right. Well I guess that explains Matthew McConaughey’s acting like a bongo playing, pot smoking hippeh, who we now know loves The Bible: he’s Rastafarian. Here, I thought he was going to do something uniquely white trash and name his kid Springsteen McConaughey or Dale E. McConaughey. Whatevs, Levi is close enough.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s little alien baby with highlights has come into existence and her name is Sunday Rose. I’m guessing that was planned for a perfect graphic (with a rose, of course) on a country muzak CD cover. Fast forward 40 years and you have “Sunday Rose Urban’s Greatest Hits.” Mark it.
As for non-baby news, Christie Brinkley has gotten full custody from the lil’ girl molester, whore monger and otherwise idiot- Peter Cook. Good for her. Any man that pays $3,000 for porn and it’s not the entire production cost for 2 Girls, 1 Cup is a blathering idiot and unfit to pack a lunch.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Schmoldga // Jul 10, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I was embarassingly disappointed that Matthew didn’t follow in his bro Rooster’s footsteps and name his son to match his nephew Miller Lyte. I thought he’d go classy like, Samuel Adams y’know?
2 msmolly // Jul 10, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Come on, you know that Matthew’s just gonna call that kid “bro” or “dude.” *gives hang ten sign* He probably wanted one of those to be the offical name but Camilla said “No way Pappy!”
3 Kavick // Jul 10, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I read where Peter Cook use to verbally insult and berate that ugly, no-talent Alexa Ray. For that he gets a slight bump up on the ogre scale.
4 theprincess // Jul 10, 2008 at 10:50 pm
At first I thought “Hey! Hey! Don’t be mean! She’s not that bad!” (like i have room to talk.hehe) I posted on her before ’cause she was styled horribly. I honestly thought she was cute but just had bad, well, everything done to her. But I had no clue as to whether Kavick was right about the lack of talent so I youtubed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWADhtOVEho
The fact P-Cock may have berated her still adds to him being an asshole but I’m gonna have to land on the side of her (from the youtube vids I watched) as not being the greatest singer. Ouch.
Point kavick.
5 Kavick // Jul 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
hilarious–yeah I read your previous post on her. And I said, holy shit who is she talking about(which is my normal response to 75% of the people blogged about on here–(thats okay im lernin’)). Then I was like well she is Billy Joel’s daughter…
and no shitty i youtubed her then, and saw this video, and myspaced her and listened to all the songs on her myspace.
i tried. i gave her an honest chance because i do really like Billy Joel.
denied…
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