Apparently Halle Berry had a baby girl! Aw! Cuties! Star Magazine is reporting Halle had a:
7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning.
I’ve been nice to Halle, I have a buzz and the obvious is eating away at me… When her daughter is 18, I’ll be 46; that is well within the window for me to help her with that imminent (and Hollywood requisite) first lesbian experience. Now, I know the likelihood of her wanting to get down with a 46 year old, ex-alchey (I plan on sobering up) is slim-to-none but if I stay on the sit-ups and botox—I just might make it!
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Whaaaaat!?? She’d be legal! Don’t look like that! You know all the late-night talk show hosts are gonna bust out the “future hottie” jokes, why not beat them to it? You know you were thinking it…Come on… Look, these two made that bebbeh:
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