Angelina is in therapy according to Star Magazine because she thinks she’s fat. These are pictures from her first post-twin red carpet walk. Yeah, super fat. I can’t believe Brad can choke down his vomit long enough to impregnate her. She’s really revolting.
“She still thinks she’s fat,” says a source. “She barely touches the food that is brought to her. After a few bites she’ll say, ‘Take it away; I’m not hungry.’ Brad is trying to get her to eat more, but she has no appetite. She clearly has a problem with her self-image. She’s lost some of the baby weight but thinks she still has fat on her stomach. Brad tells her she doesn’t and thinks it’s all in her head, but she still thinks she sees it.”
When I saw these pictures I wondered why she looked so beautiful and then I realized what it was—I couldn’t see the outline of her skeletal system through her skin. Don’t get me wrong, being able to count all her veins from 15′ away, tops sudoku but I think bitch needs some bacon in her life. Sport fucking and bacon; she needs to lay off the babies and salads for a year.





















2 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Oct 7, 2008 at 6:17 pm
This is just saddies. She needs to access her “not crazy” side.
2 hotcakesandflapjacks // Oct 7, 2008 at 9:27 pm
okay so this might be blashempy but she looks alot older than 34. But she doesnt look old. I guess the appropriate term is “timeless beauty?”
Anyways how sad. A good friend of mine has similar issues; she recently admitted that when she looks in the mirror she just sees fat dripping off of her. I look in the mirror and see serious wrinkles. I guess we’re all crazy. But I wish I was crazy and looked like her. : (
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