I’m gonna skip over all the Tito, steroid, impotence jokes. I’m also going to pass on all the “her vagina’s so big” jokes ’cause they’re lame. So I’ll just cut to the chase: Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with Tito Ortiz’s bebbeh. I’m happy for her; I know she’s said she wanted to be a mom for a long time. Kudos to her for getting out of the business before she conceived. No baby needs penises or acrylic nails flying at their face when they’re trying to form lungs and fingers and shit.
Congrats to Jenna! Now eat a fucking steak! With gravy on it! And some muthafuckin’ PIE!
Old pics of Jenna looking pretty in April ’cause I’m feeling generous today.
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1 tenakim // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:20 am
I read this over on he Anthill- the F bombs do help, I agree! I hadn’t heard this- Is it weird that I’m happy for her? I don’t know what it is about her, but I’ve always rooted for her- as slutty cheap porn stars go, she’s always been my fav. I’m glad (and hoping) she’s eating again.
BTW- thanks for the mental image of fake nails permeating the embryo- that was a good one!
2 Ola // Aug 7, 2008 at 10:29 am
im happy for her too. oddly. i always thought she was a down ass chick.
i hope this means she starts opening her fridge door AND eating its contents instead of just standing and staring.
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