Listen, I’m usually all “you go girl” when someone’s got it goin’ on. But for reals? Fuck this bitch—she’s pregnant and she looks like this! If I see a IQ test slip outta her purse and it’s above 85? I give up; I’m gonna start drinking…More, that is. *ahem*
Yes, I know, it’s petty but I’m so jealous I can’t be adult right now. She’s carrying sac fulla fertilized egg baby item in there that makes you all hormonal and wanna eat stuff and she looks-like-this! There’s no hope for any superficial pregnant woman now, ever.
I’m serious, I just read about Paula Radcliffe who ran all the way through her pregnancy till the day before she delivered and then she started running again 12-days-later. She was training for the NYC marathon and is a world class athlete. Unbelievable? Yes. Fair that she never looked this hot when she was knocked up? No.
Damn models, the bane of all who are shallow; inseminated and not.
2 responses so far ↓
1 christa // Apr 16, 2008 at 9:29 am
umm, rachel?
you realize that you are one skinny bitch and no be-be belly would take away from your sleek physique? (you know, when you eventually git yerself knocked up)
you know it’s true
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