Huh! Who could have seen that coming back in 2006? If only there-would-have-been-a-clue.
Welp, either way, Britney Spears has settled with Kevin Federline and given him sole custody of their sons Sean Peston, 2 1/2 and Jayden, 11/2. She gets monitored twice-weekly visits and 1 overnight visit with room to increase. Provided she stays off the drugs, minimizes the crazy and doesn’t hold them captive in a bathroom. I assume bitch smacking the court monitor with her bloody tampon would be a disqualification as well.
On a serious note, estrogen has taken over my body I feel really bad for Britney. I can’t imagine what it must feel like to carry chunky monkey ice cream a child inside of you and then have it taken away. I know she is the cause of her problems but maybe, if it is a mental affliction I just thought about stabbing my s.o. in the temple, it was out of her control. Either way I hope those little boys are okay in the end.
Anyone have a horse tranquilizer for me Britney? I hear those help with pain and bloating so bad someone asked me when I was due emotional devastation.
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1 msmolly // Jul 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Big surprise, she had no parental guidance growing up so she gives up hers. That child needs to move to a secluded island until everyone forgets about her, not just for her own sanity, but mine as well. I’m very tired of her. Yes, she’s crazy, but what do you expect? I don’t think she even finished middle school and she’s been whored out since she could talk/walk/sing (kinda). Let’s assess: with her millions of dollars she could educate herself, become more knowledgable about the world, contribute something valuable to society (singing and being a ho don’t count). Alas she does none of these, but remains an inbread dipshit hick who barely has a foot out of the trailer park, and then proceeds to get knocked up twice. Sad on one hand, frustrating on the other - mainly frustrating because I don’t care how stupid you are, some sort of survival instinct should kick in where you realize your a worthless piece of trash and you need to turn your life around. Tragically, survival of the fittest seems to be long gone, because I’m convinced if it still existed, I’d be one of 10 people left on the planet….
2 msmolly // Jul 18, 2008 at 5:10 pm
*inbred
Frustration makes me spell not good .
*tongue in cheek*
3 msmolly // Jul 18, 2008 at 5:11 pm
*knowledgeable
It continues…
4 teddygoodtimes // Jul 19, 2008 at 10:33 am
With the kids out of the way, there is just one less obstacle for me to swoop in and tap the ass of a fallen celebrity. Pregnant women turn me on.
5 it's christa, b*tch // Jul 19, 2008 at 2:01 pm
i’m bored with brit-brit, but find your asides amusing. Thanks Princess
6 schmallison // Jul 20, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Man, you would think that KFed would eventually get tired of tricking Britney because it’s just…too…easy! How is it even fun anymore?
KFed: “Britney…I’ll give you this box of twinkies and a case of Miller Lite if you sign these papers!”
Britney: “Ree-ah-llee? Oh-kay!” *dips hand in ink, mashes it onto child custody papers*
KFed: *throws the twinkies….runs the other way*
Britney: “MAH TWINKIES!!!”
7 Schmoldga // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Psh. Brit is too classe for twinkies.
She’s a ho-hos and ding-dongs kind’ve girl.
My head almost exploded when I read that she’s working on another album, because you know, the last was so good for her and all.
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