Today’s Natalie Morales interviewed Jack Black and Angelina Jolie who are promoting Kung Fu Panda. Jack spilled the beans that Angelina is having twins and Natalie asked what the sexes are. Now, I’m no great reader of body language but it looked like Angelina was going to do one of the following:
1. Jump across and gnaw through Natalie’s chest, rip out her still beating heart and devour it in front of her eyes while the life ebbed from her mutilated body. (my favorite for the promotion of a kid’s animated movie)
2. Start crying. (not likely as Angelina is too hot to cry and anyone knows once you become a mother of more than 2 kids there’s no time to cry)
3. Say “you stupid vapid cunt; what makes you think I’m going to tell you anything? Tell you what I will tell you: stop breathing, I’ll like you better that way. This interview is over.”
4. Smile demurely and comment that they’d like to keep that private.
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Yeah, I would have never picked 4 either. I gotta give it to Angie, she’s pregnant and I gotta assume—hungry. I would have at least bitten the bitch…just a lil’, just for the sweet, sweet taste of her ignoble blood.
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