Looks like Uma Thurman is pregnant. Ohhhhhh…That’s why she decided to get married to whitey-whitey Euro boy. I get it now. Well, actually I don’t get it. Why do people get married just because they’re knocked up? It’s ’cause of baby jesus isn’t it?
TRUST ME, BABY JESUS CRIES BECAUSE YOU’RE WHORES, NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE INSEMINATED
Only fear of eternal damnation and the all-consuming hell fires could make me marry a fuck buddy or “boyfriend”. I just don’t get it when people do big shit, last minute, like MARRIAGE. Isn’t that kinda pissing on the whole institution in the first place? It’s like a chick asking for a “natural looking” tit job.
BABY JESUS WANTS YOU TO GO BIG OR GO HOME
2 responses so far ↓
1 Schmoldga // Jul 15, 2008 at 9:34 am
“It’s like a chick asking for a natural looking boob job.”
Bless you for making Tuesday feel like a Thursday,in snarky commenting at least.
2 msmolly // Jul 15, 2008 at 7:32 pm
“I just don’t get it when people do big shit, last minute, like MARRIAGE. Isn’t that kinda pissing on the whole institution in the first place?” BRAVO!!! I couldn’t have said it better myself. I loooove that the old white dudes on their high horses in DC make laws that gays can’t wed because that is against God and the institution of marriage. I especially love that they manage to say this with a straight face while givin’ it to their mistress or takin’ it up the ass from their little boy intern….
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