Here is Salma Hayek–with her hot ass– at the Women In Films 2008 Lucy Crystal Awards (Yeah, I know, they should abbreviate that shit) and I noticed she looked a little weird…Befwhore and afwhore pics for you to see if you can tell the diff… Remember, she just had a baby so she’s on that “lose all the baby weight and then some” kick and I think that accounts from some of it but still…
What kind of cruel, f’d up world do we live in when Salma-fucking-Hayek feels the need to botox her eyes and lord knows what else!? Is it just me or are her eyebrows closer together? What the fuck kinda procedure is that?!? I can’t even keep track of alla-them-there, new fangled things those city folk be puttin’ in their faces. Let’s just hope she don’t get real dumb and fuck with the chichis!
GOOD LAWD! DON’T TOUCH THEM CHI-CHIS!
2 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Jun 19, 2008 at 10:33 am
I’LL TOUCH DEM CHI CHI’S! Meh, that was such a set up…it wasn’t even fun: too easy.
In other news, I probably won’t be touching dem chi chi’s, due to the restraining order and all.
2 teddy good times // Jun 19, 2008 at 10:55 pm
restraining orders are just her way of playing hard to get… women
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