Help! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I need you to tell me I’m not fucked up for: watching this video in horror, mouth agape and still getting turned on. I know I’m completely gone when it comes to sexual deviancy and I’m okay with that.
However today, I need to know I’m not alone. If I am alone, where should I go for help? I swear to god if any of you say that I should sober up or go to church I’m gonna find your mom and talk her into breastfeeding ME.
HO-LY SHIT. MA-MA-BOOBIE!
Thanks to afrojacks.com for the video.
12 responses so far ↓
1 msmolly // Aug 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Ho-ly shit indeed! I think I’m too horrified by this to find anything sexual about it, but again it’s still pretty fresh in my mind. Title of the video should have been “Extrawhoredinary Breastfeeding” though! I notice the video doesn’t touch a whole lot on what her hubby thinks, other than he’s “supportive.” Think he gets to suckle every so often? ‘Honey, I’m making a white russian and we’re out of milk. Can you give me a shot?’ ‘Sure dear!’
2 teddy good times // Aug 4, 2008 at 11:08 pm
I don’t really like warm milk unless there is chocolate in it. I didn’t see any chocolate. Believe me, I looked. I’m on a pre-wedding diet.
3 Richard // Aug 5, 2008 at 1:18 am
“…better than mango even” ?!? Really? Dang, that’s a bold statement indeed. Still, I likes boobies enough to still get a naughty-naughty for this. Just please tell me that cheeseburgers are more tasty so that I can control myself. Please. Please?
4 Natasha // Aug 5, 2008 at 5:50 am
Dang, I had no idea I was better than a mango. That is seriously fucked up. So she’s prepared to let these kids breastfeed until they go to college or get married? *tries desperately to un-gape mouth*
5 Dvs B. Lascivious // Aug 5, 2008 at 10:32 am
Now my name would suggest that I would both encourage, and relish this type of “feeding” but I must admit…She wrong, just wrong!
6 Ola // Aug 5, 2008 at 11:14 am
um. i have some breateses and i wouldn’t give up mango for them.
also, the british are just a jacked up inbred nation.
7 Captain Obvious // Aug 5, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Nothing wrong with getting turned on by someone sucking on a big, juicy boobie.
That being said, I’d let her give me a milk mustache.
8 theprincess // Aug 5, 2008 at 7:16 pm
oh my captain obvious. thank you. i wasn’t creaming my pants but man, when the girl crawled under that tent of a shirt i got a little tingly. i’m sick in the head but thank god someone is with me. xo you should come over for milk shakes sometime!
meelk-meelk
9 Captain Obvious // Aug 5, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Hmmmmmm…how enticing. I’ll tell you what, princess; if your milk-shake brings all the boys to the yard I just might join them.
10 schmallison // Aug 6, 2008 at 3:03 pm
You guys are a bunch of sickos! Princess, for help on this issue, please go to my room.
11 theprincess // Aug 6, 2008 at 3:19 pm
schmallison. no one else on here knows how big your boobs are. that’s just evil. plus, if i start breast feeding on you know i could induce lactation and we don’t want your boobies leaking while you’re teaching a class…that would just be awkward if you’re not prego. “oh that? um, i don’t know! i must have spilled! now, back to that theorem…”
12 Captain Obvious // Aug 6, 2008 at 6:37 pm
What? Boob-sucking in the class? Didn’t they just have a news special about the naughty things teachers do?
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