The Huffington Post is reporting that there’s a new spa in NYC just for vaginas. It’s a schnazzy exam room where they offer a $150 pelvic exam. An exam “in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi’s fingers.”
Excuse me? Isn’t that a $150 finger bang? Now, I’m not gonna jump the gun and say that’s silly, because a good finger bang is hard to come by. Penises are fine and dandy but they can’t rotate 360 degrees.
I’d pay the money but I’d have to see a picture of Dr. Romanzi and know if they’re playing music. I have a medical fetish so it would have to be authentic; more like a doctor’s office than a spa. I couldn’t nutt to Enya or “Rainforest Sounds of Spring” and anything fucking mint scented is a deal breaker.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Schmallison // Jul 7, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Hell, that’s only $50 bucks more than a regular pelvic exam at the gyno (if it includes the pap test). To save on airline tickets, you may just offer your gyno $50 extra for a “happy ending” exam. With the number of lawsuits they get on the OB side, they might really need the cash.
2 msmolly // Jul 7, 2008 at 5:11 pm
“An exam ‘in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi’s fingers’.” Listen up, if I’m shelling out $150 bucks for this dude to get all up in my cha-cha, he’d better be so good that I don’t have to think about contracting like this line implies. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll contract when I’m good and ready to show him my O face, but I need a few warm up laps.
3 Schmoldga // Jul 8, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Wait wait wait. I pay you? To fingerbang me? Something I can get for free by traipsing down to my nearest frat-boy depository aka Wrigleyville? $150 can be spent in so many better ways; not all of them even have to be connected to sex. Just most.
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