ATTENTION DEMANDING WHORES! I burnt my hand attempting being domestic. I’ll post in a day or so; my fingers are fucked up. I’m typin’ this shit all hunt-and-peck but with my middle fingers just to keep it realz. Love ya’ll…Hang in there…
Oh! Go back and read old posts too; I was just as funny 4 months ago as today, ‘cept with less wrinkles and lower alcohol tolerance. muah!
4 responses so far ↓
1 Edgar // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:30 am
when you said trying to be domestic did you mean you burnt your hand in the toaster, or lifting a fresh piece of pizza unto a plate from pizza hut? Funny how the middle finger still works…now get back to work with your one finger…wait a minute..that sounded really good..now i have material for when i cant sleep!
2 Natasha // Apr 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Yeah, but the extra burnt flesh flavor made those cupcakes even better….mmmmm.
3 J-Thompson // Apr 18, 2008 at 8:00 pm
OHHHHH!!! NOOOO Baby Cakes!!! We are in town if you need an exam? Ya know I am always willing to give you a………………..well…………nuff said! SMOOCH!
4 schmallison // May 11, 2008 at 11:48 pm
In a related story, I also don’t want to work. But I guess I do it anyway, huh? SO SUCK IT UP AND POST!
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