One the of ways by which you can verify that you are the true owner of a myspace account is by taking a picture of yourself with your friendID#. Sadly, I’ve had to do it about a brazillion times ’cause fuckers keep trying to hack my account. I have NO clue why as I’ve copied all my html, only talk to my true friends or people who are actually intriguing, give no shit about friend number and delete all my messages. What they’re after, I have no clue.
However, another way of verification is apparently video taping yourself. Here’ s one compilation of those videos. It seems pretty obvious the editor of above video is one of three people:
1. A skinny, guyliner-wearing, emo dude, who bones on his like-kind, doing the job he scored at myspace by having all his, 709,688 myspace “friends”, sign an affidavit attesting to his superior suitability as account rep.
2. A pedophile hired for account verification at myspace simply because he knew Tom from their job before, viral marketing pedo forums. I always suspected Tom’s beginnings were dark. *evil eye*
3. A 21-year-old intern named Jessi, myspace name “Goth Barbie”, who put all her friends in the video to reassure them of their “power” as a “dark force on the internet.”
Jessi add me! I wanna see your bra and panty pics in diffuse glow.
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